Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Halloween Haiku

Halloween is too
loud and crowded and sticky
despite the candy

Never liked it much
even as a kid, and a
chubby one at that

I know I should put
on a show for my kids' sake
but I don't, I won't

Because I hate it
Maybe, probably 'cause I
couldn't get a date.

Amen.

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