We went to the Longhorns game today, for which I was WOEFULLY UNDERPREPARED. No, not for the football, for the food. I hadn't eaten anything except for a cup of yogurt and a cup of coffee. Now, if you're keeping track, that means that both my calorie and my caffeine levels were low. Dangerously low.
So, I fixed it with a soft pretzel. And a 44 ounce Diet Coke. And we're not going to address the nachos either. Or the pizza for the sleepover. Let's just pretend this never happened. It's a fucking miracle I haven't had anything to drink yet.
There's still time.
It's ok... we all know you were just mourning DKR. It's totally ok to medicate with food.
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